Ian Makes Like a Chicken and The Indian Head Waggle

Well, it’s my last day in the office today, and my flight leaves Hyderabad at 2am local time Friday morning. It takes about 23 hours total to get back to Chicago (via Frankfurt), getting me home around 1pm (CST ) on Friday.

It’s weird that I’ve been here for nearly two weeks – the time has really flown by. I’ve actually also really enjoyed blogging, even if it’s only served as fodder for friends and family to mock me!

There are certainly a lot of things I was hoping to write about, but I’ve just run out of time. A few quick things though:

Motorcycles are the primary mode of transportation for most people here – I would have to say conservatively that motorcycles and scooters outnumber cars by about 8:1. Having said that, I’ve identified five basic combinations of people that can usually be found riding on these motorcycles:

1. One person (usually with helmet)
2. Two guys (usually no helmets)
3. Man driving, woman sitting on back side saddle (man with helmet, woman with no helmet
4. Family of three (Sitting on the bike in the following order: Child, Man, Child, Woman
5. Family of four (Sitting on the bike in the following order: Child, Child, Woman holding child)

The Head Waggle (or Bobble) seems to be another thing completely unique to India. It’s basically a head shake that has multiple meanings. The waggle is achieved by moving your head from side-to-side slightly by moving your ears, but not your chin all while keeping your shoulders still. Some people’s waggle is more pronounced than others, making them look more like a booble-head doll. The waggle is usually given in response to a question, and can mean yes, no, I understand or just OK. Problem is, as a westerner you have no idea which one of those meanings they are using the waggle to convey. The best part is when one of our US professionals who have been here for a few months starts to do it!

Crossing the Street had to be one of the most exciting/scary things I’ve done in a awhile – it should really be an extreme sport on ESPN X Games or something like that. As I mentioned before, there are almost no lights, no street signs, and no one pays attentions to the lanes or anything like that. And there are certainly no crosswalks or anything like that. You basically just walk into traffic and make your way across like something out of the video game Frogger. Too the Indians defense, they won’t hit you, but as an American it’s still completely crazy. I crossed a street a few times on Sunday when we were out shopping, and a couple times I thought I was just going to be found in the middle of the road sobbing five months later.

I’ll do an India trip wrap up later, but for now it’s back to work!

Getting Jiggy, Indian Style

Last night there was a whole Indian-themed dinner outside at the Novotel Hotel, the other upscale hotel in Hyderabad besides the Taj Krishna (where I'm staying). The event was for all the US directors and partners who are for a two day meeting. It was a night filled with local music, artisans, food, etc. I got a turban tied on my head, a bindi on my forehead and a sweet scarf -- let's just say that I was doing Justin Timberlake's work in India!

The best part though was that our people here put in sort of a talent show -- one guy sang a Bollywood song and another played guitar and sang with a friend, but the best part was the dancing. Some of the our Indian people did some dance numbers that were great and then some of the US people (who are here for 2-3 months at a time as part of a rotation program) did some dances that their Indian co-workers taught them. Then at the end the Indian and US co-workers all got on stage together and did a dance -- it was really great and was a great way to be further exposed to Indian culture. It also reminded me that for all our differences, we have a lot more similarities and given the chance can become fast friends. It is a small world after all.

Of course there were also all sorts of great Indian eats, most of which I will never remember the names of. There was the usuals like chicken tikka, naan, paneer and biriyani, plus quite a few other great things like Shikampur Kebab (which is made of mutton).

Monday night was interesting also -- there was a super bowl party for the US executives with a tape of the game on, and chicken hot dogs, wings, and buffalo burgers with (of course) yak cheese being served.

Two more days before I had back -- it's been a great trip but I'm looking forward to coming home to Chicago (even though it's -43 degrees there).

Ouga Chaka, Ouga Chaka, Ouga Chaka

I know this has nothing to do with my trip to India, but every now and then it's important to have a sort of blog sorbet -- a little something to cleanse the palette before moving back into the regularly scheduled subject matter.

With that, compliments of my sister Sasha, please enjoy a bit of the Hoff (David Hasselhoff) performing the classic song "Hooked on a Feeling."

p.s. Coming up in the next blog entry...Ian crosses the road in India for the first time and the Indian head waggle!

Chittaswarup Urlacher and Manishankar Grossman

So the number one question that I've received during my trip to India is, "Will you be able to watch the Bears take on the Colts in the Super Bowl?" The answer is Yes! I'm actually sitting in my hotel room right now watching the game on ESPN India, where they are taking a break from their around the clock coverage of cricket and field hockey, to show the game.

To answer your next question, no I'm not seeing the commercials that people are seeing in the US. I'm watching an international feed and the last break included a commercial for some fancy Indian tea and another for a sitcom called Full Toss (yes, a cricket sitcom -- not sure if there's a Mr. Furley-type character) neither of which I'm guessing is not being included in the US coverage.

Also, since there are a lot of US Deloitte people visting Hyderabad this week, we are hosting a Super Bowl party at one of the local hotels where they will be showing a tape of the game. I'm guessing they will be serving Currywurst and Nachos with Yak Cheese.

H-Town, Top of the Food Chain Dawg!

Just a few random Hyderbad videos and links for you to check out.

The first is a rap song called Hyderabad Biryani by some dude named The Angrez, Hyderabad's answer to Eminem. It does sound a little like his song is sampling Zamfir though (and no, we don't use it as a recruiting video). Fyi, Hyderabad is well known for its biriyani, which is a rice dish made from a mixture of spices, rice, meat/vegetables and yogurt.

Next is s a video showing the new Hyderabad airport that is being built -- I think it's supposed to be ready in two years or so. Needless to say the current airport (which probably hasn't changed much, nor been cleaned, since the advent of the talkies) looks NOTHING like this -- nor is there Kenny G music playing in the background.

There's more footage of typical Hyderabad traffic here and here and this video will give you a feel for what the typical street looks like.

Finally, here's some info about George W's visit to Hyderabad a few years agao. Not sure if he asked any of the local Indians he met about where he could meet Sitting Bull, Tonto or Pocahontas.

In a grand mania

Thanks to my sister Sasha for this one -- here are some anagrams that she thought were appropriate for my visit to India:

Ian Solomon Hyderabad India = I am a shoddier and a loony-bin

Ian Solomon in Hyderabad India = Holiday and debonair insomnia

Make fun of your siblings using this Anagram Generator.

p.s. In a grand mania = Indian Anagram